Weather and job satisfaction

I got to leave early from work today thanks to a cyclone alert. Have you ever seen those scared/happy faces on people? Its great to watch them run away from their job. Where do they think they’re going anyway? You gotta come back to this shithole anyway. Plus, where are they gonna go? Everyone leaves with the sort of determination like, they’re leaving the country or something. Nobody’s going anywhere. It’s going to be an extra long evening with beer and TV.

God I hope these are not my last words.