You know what would be a good exercise? If we all wrote down what kind of ads we’re getting on YouTube, because ads tell a lot about your character (such a 2020 thing to say). For example, I am currently being bombarded by ‘sleepy head’ mattress ads, and guess what? I can’t stand high quality mattresses now. That tiny girl in the video, I thought she was cute at first, but now I hate her. Her smiling face infuriates me. “I’m ahead of the game, my ass”.
introspection
Safe in the hills
Here’s a fun list of things that have been troubling me as of late
- Inability to fulfill my dreams
- Deteriorating relationship with remaining members of my family
- Unhealthy relationship with isolation
So I took the day off, and left for the hills
Over the years, I’ve realized that, the moment I start to fuck up my life, a whole new level of appreciation for nature emerges out of nowhere! I’ve heard people say that travelling helps clear the mind. I don’t agree with this. I think it helps to bring clarity to your thoughts. Plus, travelling is exercise one way or the other. So it’s quite natural that you feel better after travelling. I’m no scientist, just saying.
To quote the great poet Bruce Dickinson, Run To The Hills.
Good times
2018 is here! So many things to look forward to! Michael Bay has confirmed 14 more Transformers movies! Why?
Here are the highlights of the adventure that was 2017(highlights of my life. I don’t give a shit about others but feel free to comment!)
I have friends now. Real people. No bullshit, down-to-earth human beings who have a good sense of humour.
I don’t freak out at social events.
I have stopped talking to my sister. It’s my fault.
I have started talking to my mother. She seems like a very nice person. For now.
Discovered that my worst fear is not ‘Valak’ from the Conjuring, but unfaithfulness. This was confirmed after watching ‘The Entire History of You’.
Put a check on my YouTube addiction. Its great but it was consuming a huge chunk of my life. I used to be dependent on YouTube the same way people are dependent on Uber on New Years eve.
Stopped talking to colleagues. Working on it.
Got my own place. Its so empty that farts sound like a Gregorian church choir.
Joined a band. I don’t feel like an orphan anymore.
I have a good feeling about 2018. A vision is slowly becoming clear. I feel a warmth in my heart. Or it might just be a stroke.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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