For all of you out there who are figuring out life, it’s intricacies, difficulties, and happiness
happy
Instantly feel better
Say these words out loud. Feel it while you say it. Don’t be shy. Let it out. Fuck the neighbours.
Ice cream
Say it again
Ice cream
One more time
ICE CREAM
BEER
CHOCOLATE
VACATION
FIREWORKS
UNLIMITED
What?
UNLIMITED
CAKE
UNLIMITED CAKE
BUBBLES
FERRARI
FREE FERRARI
PUPPY
30 minutes or less
Sandra Bullock
Apple Juice
Free Wi-Fi
CHEESE
RENT
wait…the last one was a mistake. Oh god, the horror.
The World is beautiful
18 years ago one fateful day, I realized that cake was not just meant for special occasions, but you can just buy cake and eat it. I realized that day that it’s a beautiful world we live in. Despite the existence of cancer, hunger and terrorism, it’s still a beautiful world. Trust me, I brush twice a day.
Best things I’ve heard this week
Girl’s Tinder profile reads: “If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ”. Weird thing to put on your profile but damn!
Best part about growing up is giving back
Science is like magic but real
Random Thought Beam 