The key to happiness

Is you

The World is beautiful

18 years ago one fateful day, I realized that cake was not just meant for special occasions, but you can just buy cake and eat it. I realized that day that it’s a beautiful world we live in. Despite the existence of cancer, hunger and terrorism, it’s still a beautiful world. Trust me, I brush twice a day.

 

 

What do you do when things don’t go according to plan?

You order takeout. That’s what you need to do. Or go to your favourite restaurant and eat till you have to loosen your belt. Because you deserve it. You earned it. You can trust me (I can cut my own hair). Also, while you are at it, try to learn from your mistakes, you know, that sort of thing. My weekend didn’t go that well. Then it dawned on me to eat a nice burger. The very thought of eating my favourite burger was in itself an uplifting experience. In all seriousness though, don’t sweat at the small things. Life is much bigger than that, like a whole fried chicken. Enjoy life/bacon while you can. Also, don’t forget ice cream. That shit is literally happiness in frozen form.

Now, listen to this tasty jam I made