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Big announcement

This is probably the biggest announcement made since the Apollo mission. I hope I don’t break the internet.

Curiosity joins Reddit

https://www.reddit.com/user/curiosity_on_reddit

Curiosity gets E-mail

randomthoughtbeam@yahoo.com

Curiosity joins Twitter

Not anymore because Curiosity saw family members appear in list of suggested friends despite creating anonymous account. Fuck the internet.

So stop wasting time and start sending in the nudes.