confusion

Banks

A very good evening to you, my good hearted, honest reader. Today, I am going to talk a little bit about a cluster fuck of a situation called State Bank Of India. First of all, how many services does a bank need to offer?. Got a hair fall problem? No need to worry because State Bank hair transplant service can give you that lucious nose hair you’ve always dreamed about.
They also have 400 apps. There’s one app for banking, there’s another banking app for people residing in Bangalore, another one for people residing in Bangalore who travel by the metro, another one for people living outside India who likes to read Arthur Conan Doyle novels.
Despite having so many services, the simplest of tasks are a nightmare with this bank. You try to pay for stuff online, the security check fails. If you want to withdraw money from an ATM, you first need to pass an IQ test (because that’s how the state bank officials think they’ll catch the fraudsters). Security is a joke with these people. I have seen banks in foreign countries give out free Kaspersky Antivirus licence codes. You know why? because they at the least want to show that they care about their customer’s online security. Dear State Bank on the other hand, over here we might have to pay the banks to install a damn antivirus on their bloody computers, because some of those ATM machines look like they’ve been raped.

Update:

I feel like I was too harsh on State Bank. They have student loan options and travel cards that I think are doing good.