I have Cholesterol. I have been accused of leading a sedentary lifestyle. I am a sedentary human being. I do not hunt for my food. I do not have to fight men much larger than myself to protect my territory. I do not have to pee in the grass outside my house. I live a sedentary lifestyle. I go to the toilet, I flush, and I come back. I open up the wrapper, I eat, and then throw the wrapper into the trash, and ONLY into the trash. I sometimes walk from point A to point B. I sometimes work up the courage to say no to Uber. I haven’t had sex in two months. Holy fuck that’s it! That’s why I have Cholesterol!