career goals

Choose your path

I used to know a guy who used to pee through the leg-holes of his shorts. He’s now a software engineer at Google. My point is, kids, life works in mysterious ways. What matters is the path you choose. Some people, like my friend here, chose to pull his dick out through the leg-hole of his shorts. Now, that’s not an easy path. It takes time and effort. Imagine the kind of bullying he got. Mr. pullout? Not that bad of a nickname if you ask me.