Ideas and suggestions

Listen to curiosity

Don’t use your phone while eating rice because rice contains carbohydrates, which when exposed to radiation can turn your kids into real estate agents.

Fungal infections are best treated with tea leaves and violence.

Uploading your DNA into the internet is like selling your passport on eBay, where they take pride in selling fake goods.  

 

 

Listen to curiosity

Water theme parks are something you hold close to your hearts as a child, but have to let go as adults because the wave pools are filled with urine, not poison, just urine.

If somebody doesn’t invite you to their wedding, it means they are not your friends.

If your dog humps your leg more than it should, there is a pretty high chance that you are gay.

(I like to make fun of things, and self-help blogs are one of them. So, this is going to be a new series of posts where I spew out unhelpful, unreliable and sometimes, spot-on advice)

Ideas and suggestions by Curiosity

Ideas (meticulously thought out by Curiosity himself)

  • A boxing ring at the centre of your work place, that has a giant bell hung on top to signal the commencement of a no-holds-barred fight to the death.
  • Vegetables that taste like meat and meat that tastes like vegetables
  • A computer embedded in your brain that will replay all of your fondest memories in your mind during times of extreme distress.

Suggestions (taking suggestions from strangers is what got me through puberty)

  • If you don’t like reading books, try to make friends with someone who does. Doing this will help you stay away from books.
  • While sitting in a public place, move close to someone and pretend you got a phone call. Lower your voice while talking into the phone and say,” its contagious. Doctor says I shouldn’t be within 10 feet of anyone”.
  • The next time you see someone get abnormally angry, sad or frustrated, head over to them and give them a big hug. Then whisper into their ear, “I killed Mufasa”.