This is a song I sing when I feel sad and lonely, and I feel like there is no direction in my life. It cheers me up.
I am not a history teacher
I am not a history teacher
I feel good about my life
Because I don’t have to teach history
My life is not miserable
Eating more vegetables
I like to keep it fit ta da dum…(sexy female voices in the background)
(Tune change)
For life is sha la la la la
La la la, in the evening
(return to original)
The funny thing about history
is that it is a mystery
Why? listen carefully
We never learn from the past
No matter we always come last
There’s no sign of improvement
So go to your dad, and make a surpriseeeeeeeeeeee
I am not a history teacher
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