I have a mini-nipple. This is true. There is no embellishment here. These are the facts. To the side of the main nipple (or the primary nipple, as I like to call it), very close by, is a miniature sized nipple, and get this, ready for the shocker? It’s there on both the nipples. I always knew I was special. I have to call my mom, girlfriend, everybody. This is amazing news.