Wednesday is the day you realize you’ve still got half a week to go
Wednesday is the day you realize that it’s one whole day away from Thursday (best day of the week)
Wednesday is the day when your friends have something better to do
Wednesday is the day when you call your partner out of obligation, yet you have nothing to say
Wednesday is the day when Domino’s gives you one free pizza. Pizza is good, but health is bad.
Wednesday is the day your manager remembers something you forgot to do on Monday.
Wednesday is the name of a cute little devil girl from the Addams family
Wednesday is a word babies have a tough time pronouncing
Nothing good ever happens on a Wednesday
When it’s Wednesday, you have to wait two whole days for the weekend to come
On Tuesday nights, you get nightmares of Wednesday
Wednesday is the day you feel too tired to work out
Wednesday is the day you planned to get a haircut, but your sister fell from a stool
No TV shows are released on a Wednesday
All banks are open on a Wednesday
Fried rice isn’t cooked well on a Wednesday
Children coming home from school don’t smile on a Wednesday
Waterparks are empty on a Wednesday
Ice cream melts faster on a Wednesday
Trousers shrink on Wednesdays
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