Scientific proof for why Wednesday is the worst day of the week

Wednesday is the day you realize you’ve still got half a week to go

Wednesday is the day you realize that it’s one whole day away from Thursday (best day of the week)

Wednesday is the day when your friends have something better to do

Wednesday is the day when you call your partner out of obligation, yet you have nothing to say

Wednesday is the day when Domino’s gives you one free pizza. Pizza is good, but health is bad.

Wednesday is the day your manager remembers something you forgot to do on Monday.

Wednesday is the name of a cute little devil girl from the Addams family

Wednesday is a word babies have a tough time pronouncing

Nothing good ever happens on a Wednesday

When it’s Wednesday, you have to wait two whole days for the weekend to come

On Tuesday nights, you get nightmares of Wednesday

Wednesday is the day you feel too tired to work out

Wednesday is the day you planned to get a haircut, but your sister fell from a stool

No TV shows are released on a Wednesday

All banks are open on a Wednesday

Fried rice isn’t cooked well on a Wednesday

Children coming home from school don’t smile on a Wednesday

Waterparks are empty on a Wednesday

Ice cream melts faster on a Wednesday

Trousers shrink on Wednesdays

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