My tablet fell in the toilet today. Here’s a poem.
You slipped from my arms, there was nothing I could do
You leapt without faith, I should have caught you
I saw you fall down, but there was no frown
I still don’t regret, maybe this is for the best
Did I mention that time I thought I lost you
The girl at ASUS said “there was nothing I could do”
But then you came back, to a life without fear
What happens at repair centers is now pretty clear
But this time I know not, if you will survive
You are neither IP rated nor used to deep dives
I dare not plug you in, nor can I cry
All I can do now is wait for the shit water to dry