Trust

I have nothing to do, so might as well throw out a few things that my mother blatantly refuses to believe every time she hears me say

1. I cooked the greatest meal mankind has ever seen
2. I don’t have a girlfriend
3. I was taking a shower when you called
4. It was the scariest horror movie I’ve ever seen
5. I am at home
6. I tried calling you
7. I know how we are related to the person you are talking about