So, today’s paper reads
“All it took
was a
microscopic organism
to make us
more human”
Which is a very thoughtful thing to say, but the problem with reading news online is that when you scroll, letters take on a life of their own.
“All it took
was a
orgasm
to make
more humans”
Which again, is a very thoughtful thing to say, though it doesn’t make any sense. But then, I’m sleep deprived. So I get creative with it.
“All it took
was a
micropenis
to make us
more orgasm”
Random Thought Beam 