Don’t skim through the news

So, today’s paper reads

“All it took

was a

microscopic organism

to make us

more human”

Which is a very thoughtful thing to say, but the problem with reading news online is that when you scroll, letters take on a life of their own.

“All it took

was a

orgasm

to make 

more humans”

Which again, is a very thoughtful thing to say, though it doesn’t make any sense. But then, I’m sleep deprived. So I get creative with it.

“All it took

was a

micropenis 

to make us

more orgasm”

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