College education

There are times when I’ve felt the need to jack off to paintings done by Vincent van Gogh, but I chose not to because that’s not what a college education has taught me.

You know, it’s posts like these that make me look back and realize why I have 400+ followers, but zero readers. It’s 2020. People want quality. Posts need to make sense. Posts need to provide information. If there’s nothing new in a post, what’s the point in reading it? Might as well go jack off to a Vincent van Gogh painting. 

I am a genius.