Ok, the name COVID, they needed to work more on that. I picture a space shuttle taking off, and the announcer saying, “the world watches with hope as COVID-19 takes off, carrying with it, Harvey Weinstein’s enormous stash of tapes”. That sounds way better. Or, “download your favorite YouTube videos for free on covid.com”. For a disease, it doesn’t quite cut it. Sounds too technical. SARS, now that’s a solid name for a disease.
Update: After posting this, I read it. I realized how insensitive, ignorant, and not even funny this post is. I love it.