Offensive

So my colleague today was feeling a little upset about his career not taking off like he had planned. So I told him he should join one of them indigenous tribes, and make the tribe people believe that his cock pointed towards prosperity. Now, as I was saying this, I could see his face turning red, so I immediately stopped talking, and gave him a hug (that’s how I diffuse tense situations). Not just any hug, like the kind of hug that girls give guys  at the train station after they haven’t seen them for a while. I would love to top it off with a kiss, but my office folk aren’t quite there yet.