Listen to curiosity

Don’t use your phone while eating rice because rice contains carbohydrates, which when exposed to radiation can turn your kids into real estate agents.

Fungal infections are best treated with tea leaves and violence.

Uploading your DNA into the internet is like selling your passport on eBay, where they take pride in selling fake goods.  

 

 

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