Best things I’ve heard this week

1. “How come we can put a rover on Mars but I can’t get decent Wi-Fi on a Delta flight?”-Sean Evans
2. “The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.”– Neil DeGrasse Tyson
3. “There’s a reason why you get the best burgers from local fast-food joints and not from big fast-food chains. -Curiosity

I wish I had said the last one during a meeting or something, to prove a point. Hell, I would have got a standing ovation for that. But no, I came up with that while eating a burger. Dammit.