Best things I’ve heard this week

  1. “Most people who work here are arrogant, unqualified, greedy bastards. Including myself. “- A colleague
  2. “Women who dress like men give birth to transgenders” – professor who holds a doctorate in microbiology. He faces blacklisting by the government(though that does not solve the main problem).
  3. “You have to listen to me very carefully. We don’t have much time. I need you to focus on your posture. If you don’t, it will throw you off balance”- 6 year old nephew teaching me Karate over skype.

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